The server cannot or will not process the request due to something that is perceived to be a client error (e.g., malformed request syntax, invalid request message framing, or deceptive request routing).

[–] Atherel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 3 days ago

Id ho with

415 Unsupported Media Type

426 Upgrade Required because it's clearly the wrong protocol

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 6 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Valid alternatives: 307 temp redirect to mailbox, 402 payment required to endure such pain or the classic 418. I'd go with the 418.

[–] 418_im_a_teapot@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 1 points 3 days ago (2 children)

What even are you?

[–] 418_im_a_teapot@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago

Someone completely incapable of coming up with a witty comment when it’s my time to shine.

[–] entropicdrift@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 3 days ago

A teapot

[–] Ebber@lemmings.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I might go with a 403 how dare you!

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 2 points 3 days ago

That's a good one as well. 406, absolutely not acceptable, Sir!

[–] 418_im_a_teapot@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

x402 … charge for your time.

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 days ago

I'm a teapot