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Product ownership 101 (eviltoast.org)
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[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

When you aren't feeling that async energy but you still get a callback.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 days ago

I didn’t even register a callback. How the hell did code start randomly executing from here?