Chapotraphouse

It's fascinating how there's simultaneously no space to do anything but too much space without walls to do anything. It's formless yet cramped.

Also the fucking bathroom looks like it's from a bar?! But worse?! WAIT IS THE DOOR TOO BIG FOR THE FRAME? WHO INSTALLED ALL THE WALL CRAP LIKE THAT? WHY DIDNT YOU BUILD A COUNTER?!

The rest of the house I can explain through the opulent hubris of the Yankee Mind but the bathroom being absolute dog shit in terms of just... cosntruction? Indefensible. Grover Bathroom.

Edit: wait I didn't even notice there was a link to the listing.

Oh shit it actually /does/ look like they stapled some kind of tower into a warehouse.

Every chair has office wheels? Every table is surrounded by office chairs? The whole building just looks like a bar?????? Why are there so many random seating options in the worse places?

Oh good cloth upholstered bench across from a sink in a bathroom. Glad we're just destroying that.

That bedroom in the ceiling has to be absolute misery in the winter oh my god it would go from freezing to broiling every 5 feet you walk wouldn't it? Probably worse if I had to guess about the state of the plumbing, gas and insulation in the rest of the house.

The two barstools at the top of the tower are fantastic. No tables or cabinets for anything you might want to keep up there, no back support for looking out. Symmetrical as the shining twins as it should be.

The nature on the property looks kinda nice though. Just gotta kill the lawn (it's on its last legs anyway).