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Disappointed Christians say God is delaying the Rapture until Epstein Files are released (www.dailystar.co.uk)

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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Ok.......then we're surrounded by people who fuck up the planet.

Hey, you DO see that humans, and only humans, have fucked this planet up pretty badly, right?

Like we're already past the point of no return for climate change. We can't unfuck the planet.

So why is it hard to believe that the majority of people are huge fuck-ups in life? Including you.

[–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 0 points 5 days ago

Hey, you DO see that humans, and only humans, have fucked this planet up pretty badly, right?

I never claimed otherwise?

And how helpful is it to scream "fuck humans, all they do is fuck everything up, even the so called good humans fuck you for supporting the humans fucking things up!"

There, have I fixed climate change now?