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Disappointed Christians say God is delaying the Rapture until Epstein Files are released (www.dailystar.co.uk)

submitted 5 days ago by OhNoMoreLemmy@lemmy.ml to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Without religion, we'd be talking about Epstein right now. REligions come along with the complete lies and just fuck everything up. Every fucking time.

saying things like "all 72% of the population do is fuck everything up"

That's not really what they said, though. Most of that 72% does non-religious stuff most of the time. Imagine how much better things could be if we were less fucked up!

[–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 1 points 5 days ago

Fuck religion, and the religious. Even you 'good' religious assholes

Sure sounds like they don't care if they do "non-religious stuff most of the time"