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My absolute favorite restaurant experience was like this. At a Hooters back in 20005 and the waitress plopped down in the booth with us and started complaining about working at the place, how she had to work because some other girl called in sick who totally isn't sick and then noted how she cut her hand at work the night before. Quite a difference from the normal manufactured/fake experience you get there. I definitely tipped her well. Would do again.
Excuse me, but I think your time machine is parked in my bicycle spot.
What's hooters?
Edit. I just searched it. It seems... ... offensive
Edit 2. Offensive, as in, taking advantage of these women. I couldn't care less about their dress code
You seem .... fun.
Look at u talking like you get invited to all the parties
Oh wow that is so hurtful. Please apologize. You've made me so sad.
Thanks, mate! I, too, love objectifying women like you do. -_-
Whatever party you're invited to, is not one I would be going to anyway, so...
You're such an amazingly good person, far above us mere fleshers. Not for you looking at women's bodies. You just keep their brains in jars and think about their personalities.
Hey, thanks for noticing. You know, it's hard for people like us. We're just above everyone else. It's nice having someone finally notice.
A luminous being are you, not this mere flesh.
I am glad you see me for who I really am. I am, as you say, a luminous being. A gift to humanity. A true treasure. More humble than a humble sandwich.
Is there more than one of you? I feel a planet of 8 billion crass fleshapoids with their mouths and bellies and secondary sexual characteristics imprinted in their brains is a very sad place to live in.
We need more discorporate energy beings like you, then we can commence burning down museums with all those statues of nudes, such objectification shall be illegal in the reign of Spirit the First.
I think the best I can do is become a Skoptsy. Will I ever be good enough for you, Oh Powerful Mind? My feeble flesh frame trembles in shame at your mere presence!
Anyhow I think I'll go download some fat tit porn and rub one out before going for a walk.