Re-posted to fix my filename emoji. You can't make this shit up
this post was submitted on 23 Sep 2025
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But I want to make sure my program is absolutely incompatible with anything except the exact system I am building on and I don't know how to hash a motherboards serial number.
Surely the TPM has this power
🤷♂️ IDK, I only had to do it once and they never had a problem with it.
Edit: also the TPM module wasn't as standard back then.