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U.N. escalator stops as Trump, first lady get on; White House demands firing if deliberate (www.msnbc.com)

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[–] CubitOom@infosec.pub 185 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (5 children)

An escalator can never break. It can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.

Mitch Hedberg