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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/53856080

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[–] DaMonsterKnees@lemmy.world 56 points 3 days ago (2 children)

My first thought, like an idiot, "can cows eat flour?" Yeah mate, that's all they eat...

[–] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 19 points 3 days ago

Even cattle are eating too much processed foods these days!

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 15 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I was concerned in case the cow missed the flour bag warnings:

SAFE HANDLING INSTRUCTIONS: Raw flour is not ready-to-eat and must be thoroughly cooked before eating to prevent illness from bacteria in the flour. Do not eat or play with raw dough; wash hands, utensils, and surfaces after handling.

COOK BEFORE SNEAKING A TASTE - FLOUR IS RAW - PLEASE COOK FULLY BEFORE ENJOYING

I guess I should be posting this on the cows community from where it was cross posted but anybody know whether those warnings are cow relevant?

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I think Cow's exclusively eat raw grain so if it is a problem it's too late anyways.

[–] stray@pawb.social 5 points 3 days ago

Neither wild nor farmed cows eat exclusively gains. When they eat grass, they eat the entire grass rather than just the seeds. Farmed cows are fed quite a lot of legumes and a fermented "dish" called silage. They also eat meat opportunistically, as do all hoofbeasts.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

unless there's trouble at mill

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Like, I mean yeah. unless there's trouble in the fields.

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago

lol I’mma pretend I realized that in its entirety

Someone on a farming forum mentions acidosis

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

Relevant if we don’t want another patient zero for some cow flu or something.

[–] stray@pawb.social 4 points 3 days ago

Yes, it's as dangerous for the cow as for the human. Because flour is expected to be cooked, it's not held to the same standard as foods expected to be eaten raw, and it's very possibly contaminated with pathogens. Cows have some protection against certain strains of e coli, but not salmonella.