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[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (7 children)

When I met the woman who would become my wife, I knew nothing of biology. She wasn't a biologist but was far more knowledgeable on the subject than I. (Side note: this is still true.)

She told me that fruit is an "interkingdom, interspecies orgy" since it involved multiple partners and participants of both flora and fauna varieties.

Fascinated by that, I posted the message on my Facebook (it was a long time ago and I didn't know they were evil). Suddenly, all my friends thought I was weird.

[–] TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Your wife sounds awesome. If your friends thought your weirdness was awesome, then they're rad. If not, they are less awesome than your wife.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

My wife is awesome! Thank you for noticing.

My friends were a mixed bag in terms of how they reacted. However, I don't think I would marry any of them, so I'll have to agree that few are as rad as my wife.

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