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Fearful Americans Stockpiling Facts Before Federal Government Comes To Take Them Away (theonion.com)

submitted 5 days ago by ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] iamericandre@lemmy.world 14 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Stockpiling late night tv show hosts

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

get ready to pirate disney+ movies or shows.

[–] Smith6612@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

The overly restrictive DRM preventing you from getting above 720p video on a streaming service that you pay for is generally reason enough alone to pirate.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 0 points 4 days ago (1 children)

They can keep Jay Leno.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

i heard he became super wierd lately.

[–] Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 days ago

He was always super weird. Remember when he spent months making jokes about Monica Lewinsky as if she was the problem with that interaction?