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Republican says Charlie Kirk would have been Jesus' "13th disciple" (www.newsweek.com)

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[–] scathliath@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Actually, correct me if I'm wrong but that was Matthias who replaced Judas Iscariot after he gave himself a neck stretch.

[–] MoonMoon@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Yup. He brought the total living disciples back up to 12, but was the 13th to be chosen.

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