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[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 months ago (3 children)

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Obviously I made some pretty bad choices here, blame the 🥃

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I was thinking something more like:

A is for Adolf and he did it to himself,
B for Brian Thompson, killed by Santa's favorite elf,
C's a jerk, it's Charlie Kirk, hit in the neck before a slump,

That's as much as I've figured out so far though. Just have to find an illustrator willing to draw up a cartoon representation of Hitler's final painting in the bunker, Luigi sitting next to an elf with a candy cane pistol in Santa's sleigh, Charlie discussing gang violence for the last time, etc.

ABCs of Dead Evil Fascists, coming soon to a book-burning near you.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The amount of free publicity that you would get from freaking out right wingers would be amazing.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Not to mention the copies they'd buy just to set on fire. I'll play it up like it's horribly upsetting for as long as I can until the laughter breaks through.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Just like that time they all smashed their Keurigs, or burned shoes, or poured whiskey. Those corpos don't care, they already got your money.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Might have to put that project on the back burner to simmer for a while until news headlines provide me with enough material to fill in the other letters.

[–] f314@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You plain forgot poor “E”! May I suggest 🗣️

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

I'll echo that! Thanks!

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Sparkles, Clap, Facepalm, River, Firefox, Aggravated Assault, Fuck Box, Microsoft Support, Basement Dweller, Lies and Bullshit, Limewire, DO YOU WANT TO BUILD A SNOWMAN, Leaves, Participation Award, moans, Syrup and Foreskin, Basement Dweller 2: Stranger Danger, God's Cum, Cougar, Generic Asian Guy, Everybody Hands Go Up (and they stay there [and they stay there, and they stay there; up down up down up down]), Adult Sadness and Acceptance, Bones 🎺, Parental Regret, Fisting

lgtm