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[–] Hux@lemmy.ml 38 points 3 days ago

BREAKING NEWS: “President Cunt Cuntily Says Some Cunty Shit”

ALSO: “European Union Stockpiling ScotchGuard Reserves in Anticipation of Future JD Vance Visit”