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[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 44 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I have to admit, I wasn't expecting this plot twist out of a BBC science fiction show.

[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Also, his name is "The Doctor," not "Doctor Who."

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

His name is actually H.H. Gregg.

[–] VeryVito@lemmy.ml 1 points 21 hours ago
[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Ha. Real ones remember.