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[–] Brkdncr@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

It amazes me to see people do everything except 1) rtfm or 2) contact the support line that’s already paid for.

Edit: apparently my coworkers are in this thread.

[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 month ago

As if the goddamn support knew their asses from their asserts.

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

The manual: poorly written; indecipherable

Support: reads the manual to you