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[–] manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Whats the deal with girlfriends? You pick them up from school, and all they talk about is homework, and who's going to the school dance! Don't girlfriends know people who oppose genocide are worse then the KKK?

actually if its not from the pedophile region, otherwise it's just sparkling child abuse

you and that other weirdo in this thread really need to check yourselves

[–] Dumhuvud@programming.dev 0 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

you and that other weirdo

Ad hominem. How refreshing. Yawns. You'll get right along with that .blahaj.zone guy/gal/NB-person in the replies.

actually if its not from the pedophile region, otherwise it's just sparkling child abuse

What is a "pedophile region", anyway? Epstein's Island? And what's with that "otherwise"? Are you saying that pedophilia in "pedophile regions" is NOT child abuse? You should work on articulating your thoughts better, it's challenging to understand what you're trying to say.