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Can we have only news stories in this vein for at least the next week or so please? I am mentally exhausted from the world right now.
Emotional support alligator banned from local pizza parlor
Emotional support alligator no longer allowed in municipal swimming pool
Emotional support alligator no longer permitted in first class seats on American Airlines flights, moved to economy class
Emotional support alligator banned from men's bathroom at local club: 'that alligator is female'
Fucking American airlines... They would do that...
American Airlines expects all passengers, be they mammal or reptillian, to act responsibly and respectfully towards other passengers, including after use of American Airlines' first class complimentary alcoholic beverages menu.
I can't promise that.