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[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 202 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (43 children)

In what universe is Charlie Kirk at all comparable to MLK?

Release the rest of the Epstein files. Release the Yahoo emails. Why is there a drawing of Epstein grooming children allegedly at Mar a Lago?

[–] scarabic@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

They both got shot, apparently, is the link. He was their guy, and he got shot. Therefore, he’s just like MLK! /s

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 3 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

They better replace the statue of Lincoln.

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 2 points 20 hours ago

They're trying to recover from the loss of Confederate statues over the years.

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 79 points 2 days ago (1 children)

He's not, and they know it. Pretending he's a martyr for as long as they can is rhetorically useful to them.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

hes useful as a distraction from the epstein files, The old guard dnc wants the news about to go away as much as the gop does. voting with the DS, knowing it wouldnt pass regardless.

[–] drhugsymcfur@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Every single Democrat in Senate voted to release the files. Every single Republican other than 2 voted to keep them sealed. I don't think you can "both sides" this issue right now.

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/schumer-epstein-senate-vote-rcna230389

[–] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 36 points 1 day ago (2 children)

He isn't and everyone knows it. It's what used to be trolling except it has now become a core principle and they are a full two or three generations into believing their own bullshit. It's like that guy who loves banter until you hit him with a slapper and it's a "he's gonna fight you in the parking lot" kind of situation but he called security and told them threats had been made and the cops are getting involved but it's ok because a few days later he got stabbed 7 times in Lovejoy NY for talking shit in a pool game and all was right with the world.

Sorry I got lost on that one but you get the point.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

.......I'm not sure I do. I got distracted thinking about what kind of pool bet they had.

[–] Aeao@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Do you mind explaining? I checked out of politics because of a mental breakdown. I’m sure you all understand. Who’s Kirk?

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

He was a piece of shit

[–] toomanypancakes@piefed.world 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Charlie Kirk, the late fascist founder of turning point USA, a fascist propaganda organization.

[–] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

An organization that was somehow allowed to have chapters on high school campuses. Some might call that grooming or indoctrination.

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago

A God-bothering fascist propaganda organization with heavy emphasis on gun fetishism.

[–] deathbird@mander.xyz 21 points 1 day ago

Let's go down the list:

  1. They were both shot and killed.

That's the list.

[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Someone probably equates the political nature and him being white to what happened to MLK Jr.

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

Yep, Martin Luther Mayonnaise.

[–] skhayfa@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Releasing the files was one of Charlie last wishes.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 4 points 1 day ago

trump had him silenced.

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