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Putin’s morality police ‘send teen girls to gulag’ for twerking in front of cathedral (www.msn.com)

submitted 3 days ago by napkin2020@sh.itjust.works to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 25 points 3 days ago (2 children)

How long until they offer a reduced sentence in exchange for popping out some future cannon fodder for the motherland? Gotta replace the ones on permanent Special Fertilizer Operation duty in Ukrainian fields.

[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Sorry, I'm from the US. Is rape not common in Russian gulags?

Seems like that would be an inevitable side effect of bring in prison

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Can't say from personal experience but I'm guessing that it's typically not attached to a credible offer of early release.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

Yuck. I agree, but yuck.