Audience member: “Do you know how many transgender Americans have been mass shooters over the last 10 years?”

Kirk: “Too many.”

The same audience member went on say the number is five, and proceeded to ask if Kirk knows how many mass shooters there have been in America over the last 10 years.

Kirk: “Counting or not counting gang violence?”

Seconds later, the sound of a pop is heard and the crowd screams as Kirk gets shot and recoils in his seat.

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[–] Bronstein_Tardigrade@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 8 hours ago

Ding-dong! The Kirk is dead. Which old Kirk? The Wicked Kirk! Ding-dong! The Wicked Kirk is dead. Wake up, you sleepy head, Rub your eyes, get out of bed. Wake up, the Wicked Kirk is dead. He's gone where the goblins go, Below, below, below. Ding-dong, the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low. Let them know the Wicked Kirk is dead!