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[–] artifex@piefed.social 42 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Plot twist: since pic 3 is outside the jail cell, you are just a drunk guard.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

“Oh god, why did I drink that 800? I have a double shift today!”

[–] Thassodar@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

More like:

"I gotta pound this 800 before my shift starts!"

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I mean they are working a double, gotta keep the buzz going

[–] daw@feddit.org 2 points 2 months ago

Oh that's why the cell is empty