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[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 6 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

God: Saul, why didn't you kill all the Amalakites like I specifically requested? Did you at least destroy all their possessions?

Saul, trying to hide 5 sheep behind the couch: Oh, uh... I was saving them to sacrifice them to you later

God: Me dammit, I knew I should have gone with Samuel.

[–] eldavi@lemmy.ml 3 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

why does this read like a comedy sketch? lol

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 2 points 11 hours ago

Ask Dante Alighieri.