this post was submitted on 08 Sep 2025
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

Rules:

  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
  3. No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

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[–] Fontasia@feddit.nl 41 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

That man yells out his own name during sex

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 7 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

In his defense, it's also the name of his only sexual partner.

[–] iCy619@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

In his ~~defense~~ war...

FTFY

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 13 points 18 hours ago

Dude needs a mirror to masturbate