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Manager: This task only takes 30 minutes. Why did it take you the whole day? (programming.dev)

submitted 11 months ago by hypnotic_nerd@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] Valmond@lemmy.mindoki.com 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

push origin your/branch

Pushes, you guessed it, your/branch!

Head is usually your checked out working branch if you're not in a headless state, right?

[–] jelloeater85@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Force push main, straight to jail🤣

Yup yup, usually you're on a branch, sometimes a tag. I mean it's all just pointers to references at the end of the day. I tend to treat Git like a story book, some folks still act like it's SVN.