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Republican claims Trump was an 'FBI informant' on Epstein have quickly fallen apart (www.thecanary.co)

submitted 1 day ago by BrikoX@lemmy.zip to c/usa@midwest.social

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If Trump was an FBI informant on Epstein, he was the worst FBI informant of all time - because none of this stacks up

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[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 60 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What I meant to say was that Trump was actually a masked vigilante who was only hiding aboard the Lolita Express in order to tie Epstein up and turn him in to the authorities. It was an honest mistake when our vigilante mistook his erect penis for said rope, and multiple girls' orifices for our ghoulish antagonist.

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Equally fishy story since when is the last time Trump's flaccid little member has been truly erect?

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

Probably the last time he was on the island.