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When I drank Guinness from a can for the first time, I had no idea it contained a little plastic ball. So at first, I thought the can had been tainted. When I found out that it must have been added at the factory, I became really annoyed by that damn ball.
That night, I had a vivid dream of drinking Guinness from a glass and the plastic ball had turned into a fly that kept diving back into the beer as soon as I fished it out. The whole time, Grandfather Westinghouse played in the background.
Pointless story, I know...
Everything sounds like AI to me now.
Are our dreams AI now? (This sounds like something from a futurama episode.)
LIGHTSPEED BRIEFS™
I don’t know if the was the actual product, it’s been a long time since I watched the episode. Thinking on it; I’m due for another rewatch.
I for one love random stories like this so thank you for sharing.
How do we know you aren't another bot?! /s