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Ted Cruz wants to stop the FCC from updating data-breach notification rules (arstechnica.com)
submitted 11 months ago by throws_lemy@lemmy.nz to c/technology@lemmy.world
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[–] Pavidus@lemmy.world 90 points 11 months ago (4 children)

For anyone who needs a reminder, his name is not Ted. We should honor his wishes and stop calling him by his preferred name.

[–] Ultragramps@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I just don’t want to besmirch the name of a hard-working ninja turtle.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Then go with Edward.

[–] netburnr@lemmy.world 17 points 11 months ago

His name is Fled Cruz, or Cancun Cruz, take your choice.

[–] TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Rafael??? How did that become Ted?

[–] CmdrShepard@lemmy.one 22 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Since he was born in another country, his parents had to give him a separate 'American' name in order to better assimilate after smuggling him across the border into the US.

[–] brlemworld@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The Zodiac Killer Cruze

[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Crud isn't smart enough to be the Zodiac.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

It isn't the Zodiac Killer.

He is Zodiac Killer Cruze, the devourer of Astrology books. (Picture books mind you)