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This is why you always eat pussy until she comes first, that way she's always guaranteed at least one orgasm and then you're free to last as little as you like. If you manage to get a second orgasm out of her while fucking, even better! :D
Option B is to just pop some stimulants first. Adderall makes sex feel amazing and gives you the stamina of a porn star.
Or do what I do and do both. That's a guaranteed three orgasm minimum for her unless you're just really bad at sex.
Buy one of these things and it’ll save you the effort. She’ll get off every time and you don’t have to do much.
Hey maybe I like eating pussy.
But if you tell me what this is and where to get it, I'll check it out. Could be useful for the days when I'm tired.
Well, the image has "Vibrating-Cock-Ring" in its name - that's how you find them, there are different varieties, with a large or small vibrating pad for your partner.