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This is why you always eat pussy until she comes first, that way she's always guaranteed at least one orgasm and then you're free to last as little as you like. If you manage to get a second orgasm out of her while fucking, even better! :D
Option B is to just pop some stimulants first. Adderall makes sex feel amazing and gives you the stamina of a porn star.
Or do what I do and do both. That's a guaranteed three orgasm minimum for her unless you're just really bad at sex.
I'd cum first just from eating pussy anyways
Buy one of these things and it’ll save you the effort. She’ll get off every time and you don’t have to do much.
Hey maybe I like eating pussy.
But if you tell me what this is and where to get it, I'll check it out. Could be useful for the days when I'm tired.
That’s fair. It’s just called a vibrating cock ring. You can find them anywhere. Amazon has them even.
Well, the image has "Vibrating-Cock-Ring" in its name - that's how you find them, there are different varieties, with a large or small vibrating pad for your partner.
Get her the penguin!! You'll be out of the equation entirely but she'll be very happy!
Tux... What have they done to you...
What might one search for to find such a device?
"vibrating cockring"
Make sure you get one that actually allows for movement. There's one in a drawer here that has a bit of blunt tip for clitoral stimulation, which feels great, assuming the husband remains perfectly motionless. If he moves, there's a piece of plastic poking me in a very very sensitive spot.
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I have one but it has a much different shape. This one seems a little more... stimulating.
I mean, or just get better at sex... These threads are always kind of sad. Yikes...
Man I miss CD drives.
Do you mean the cup holder?
sad?
Naw. I find them quite uplifting. I mean.... like... i'm not the best at sex, but I'm better than that.