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[–] axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafe 77 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

Infinite Money Glitch

  1. Be a Canadian
  2. Live near the US border in Canada
  3. Climb border
  4. Dys (Deport yourself) to get a flight back home and a thousand bucks.
  5. Repeat
[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 13 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Hey smuggle in some of that sweet sweet fentanyl to boost your profits

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

This is obviously a joke, but for those who are not aware:

Between 2022 - 2025, there were 71,000 lbs of fentanyl seized at the Mexican/US border, and only 134 lbs seized at the Canadian/US border. Of the 134 lbs seized, 86.2% of smugglers were US citizens.

DJT is full of shit.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 12 points 8 hours ago

no no no.

maple syrup.

[–] Plurrbear@lemmy.world 25 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (2 children)

I live in MN and have been getting calls stating that, “I need to come in to verify my papers and ensure I am a legit citizen”… I get these calls numerous times a day, starts in English and then goes strait to Mandarin and I don’t even fucking speak that! (9-10 a day).

I was born here by an American woman, who was also BORN here and a dad who came here LEGALLY with a SPONSOR and an American citizen and still am getting these bogus ass calls! I speak Cantonese and Spanish on top of English so hopefully they would send me back to my dads fam in South Vietnam but if not, I would be killed in north Vietnam due to my name and the war… so lovely… (back in the day I would be killed now I would just be shunned).

I am about to hop the boarder and try to get in to see what happens and then just live in Canada, I basically am already there here in MN! Haha!

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Wepl yes, you're a 'citizen', but are you a citizen? What you say about family in vietnam really suggests otherwise.

[–] untorquer@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

My great great granrparents came to the US from Germany and Canada, time to go!

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Okay but what's the pantone number for your skin tone?

Here, lemme get my skull calipers...

[–] Wispy2891@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I think it's a scam targeting specific areas

I lived a short time in NY and I got a mobile with a phone number with a Flushing area number (lots of people with Asian descent live there). Literally the first day I start receiving robocalls in Chinese, I recorded it and let a Chinese listen the message. It said there's a problem with my documentation and I have to call a number as soon as possible or face consequences. I was told this is a scam, they try to get money to fix a non existent issue.

[–] javiwhite@feddit.uk 3 points 6 hours ago

You can access the gov link seen in the screenshot and see it's legit from the US gov rather than a common scammer: https://www.dhs.gov/cbphome.

Ofc the current US gov are some of the most prolific grifters that country has ever seen, so your point still stands that these people will likely be scammed... They'll just likely end up thrown into a concentration camp rather than deported on a commercial flight with $1,000 as promised.

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 6 points 14 hours ago

Dev here, checking exploit.

...

Yeah, there's no money so there's no issue. WAD