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[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 131 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Gerudo@lemmy.zip 62 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I know its a joke, but I had a coworker get into a car accident with an 18-wheeler on his lunch break. My bosses first words out of his mouth were, "can you make it back in today?" You could literally see the accident from our location.

[–] rainwall@piefed.social 47 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

You could literally see the accident from our location.

Sounds like he could make it in then. /s