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[–] Omega_Jimes@lemmy.ca 93 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

Am I able to fly to the US for like a vacation to Vegas, then self-deport and take home a grand?

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 43 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I’m wondering if citizens will start self deporting.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 53 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

Hell, I'm a white citizen and I'll take $1000 to GTFO of this fascist shithole.

[–] KnightontheSun@sh.itjust.works 36 points 17 hours ago (4 children)

ICE: Approved. Off to Angola!

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 4 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

"In other news, the GDP of Angola has increased a whopping 20% this year due to a wave of highly-educated immigration."

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 8 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I bet I could stretch $1,000 pretty far in Angola.

[–] groet@feddit.org 3 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Or spend it in a single night in Luanda, the Dubai of Africa. There are a lot of Oil tycoons from the US and other countries in Luanda so there are some very expensive options.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

That seems it'd be a tad imprudent in context as I was just deported from my home to Angola.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 3 points 12 hours ago

I want to go to Ecuador!

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 13 points 17 hours ago

I wish I qualified for a visa anywhere

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 7 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Wherever you end up, you wouldn't be a citizen there and they'll just deport you again.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 15 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 12 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Once they deport you from the last country, you win the game.

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 7 points 13 hours ago

Mars Congressional Republic?

Laconian Empire?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 11 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 4 points 12 hours ago

┗(°0°)┛ ..○

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 12 points 15 hours ago

The wording sounds like you need to be in the US without legal status. Think it's like 90 days is the shortest allowed for vacation/business travel before your "illegal". ~$11 a day is hardly worth the effort. You're better off sneaking in and immediately self-deport.