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A comedy penis can make someone's day.
I was in an office where there was a magnetic markerboard on the wall that had a couple of phone numbers and cost centre codes on it. But largely blank save for a dozen or so of memos about long-past events pinned to the board by a magnet.
Someone started to take down the ancient memos one by one, and found a spunking speedcock hastily scrawled behind each bit of A4 paper, leaving a wonderful collection of crude dongs on dry wipe marker scrawled on the board.
That, and the usual trick of picking up someone's diary, flicking forward a week or two, and drawing in an elegant erect dick and hairy balls offers delayed satisfaction for when they do turn the page at some point.
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