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I had the luxury of scaring a haunted house employee once as a kid.
I saw a dude taking an unscheduled break behind a door through the crack when it opened.
I popped around the other side and yelled "oh fuck" as loud as I could and I got a jump scare out of him. He just said "c'mon man"
I don't think I've seen anyone more tired and defeated than that guy.