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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] Quibblekrust@thelemmy.club 44 points 5 days ago (1 children)

The guy in the half gorilla suit is hiding in the shadows. The door locks behind the kids as they enter. He steps into the light and says, "You guys can't be back here." He takes a bite. The kids can't open the door. "You guys can't be back here", he repeats a little louder. "You guys can't be back here!" He drops his sandwich. "YOU GUYS CAN'T BE BACK HERE!"

[–] voodooattack@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

This is art. You just turned a goofy idea into a horror-writer’s jizzdream. You really should pick up writing if you haven’t already.