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At 2 pm tomorrow Trump is making an unspecified Oval Office announcement. [The tweet is by the "senior legal affairs reporter for @POLITICO".] (xcancel.com)

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[–] rootsbreadandmakka@hexbear.net 55 points 2 months ago (2 children)

“I regret to announce that I have died”

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"many people say, you can't take a shit that big! They come to me and say, there's no way you can shit out your doodoo ass so much and do powerfully, very strong turds, great turds folks. Sad day for America, because I, Donald J Trump, President of America, have shit myself to death. Thank you for your attention to this matter."

[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

Wouldn't be the first amerikkkan president to die of shitting.

[–] VernetheJules@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago

"Reports of my death have not been exaggerated"