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[–] Dendrologist@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

To the tune of Scotland the Brave:

Fart, fart, the beans are coming

Must be the ones I ate this morning

Went to the toilet, did a poo on the floor

Couldn't find the toilet paper

Used my finger as a scraper

That's what you get for eating Heinz baked beans

Prrrrrrrrrrrpt!