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Maybe she ordered more than reasonable for a single person ... ?
Yeah, I think you might be onto something.
Though you have to be kinda self-cenetered to think that the delivery person would give a single damn about how much pizza you ordered...
Yeah, it's definitely the 'pretend you're not alone' part that's pushing it into cringe territory, though even that shouldn't be enough to even metaphorically bring a delivery peson to tears ...
It's not unusual to order more just to reheat it the next day, especially if there's extra delivery fee or a minimal amount you need to pay for them to deliver