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wait wait wait
could i just kinda put a stick on the mouth of a bag of holding and throw it in the ocean? (the stick is for keeping it open)
then i could throw a bunch of those in the ocean, and it'll at least help destroy it.
if this works like i think it does, i'll get something that lets me craft bags of holding, and i'll just spend the rest of every day (after casting destroy water) crafting bags of holding to throw into the ocean
also, don't worry about age. i am going to become a lich like someone suggested, so that i can just stay there, destroying the ocean very, very slowly, forever.
and please correct me if anything i said isn't possible!
For the amount of money you'd waste throwing bags into the ocean, you'd probably be better off hiring people to cast destroy water.
oh wait yeah that's an amazing idea
cast Gate on the bottom of the ocean
20ft wide portal to whatever other plane you want to dump the ocean in
at the bottom of the mariana trench you'd get some 200,000,000 gallons per minute through that sucker
it'll still take more than 3 million years (per very naive, optimistic napkin math) to drain all the oceans but you can probably find other people to join your mad ocean destruction cult over that time and get things going in parallel
the real question is: where are you putting all this water
oh i only hate the <whatever the common planet in D&D is>'s ocean, so i can just throw the water anywhere. i guess it'd be funny to throw it somewhere dry, though. so soke desert plane or whatever
Bags of holding are not infinitely sized, just big
aw i'm sad now