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Can someone translate that headline?
Elon can’t stop jorkin’ it to AI-generated anime tiddies.
Honestly? Next to all his other shit, this doesn’t bother me the slightest.
I'm worried it will lessen his ketamine intake before he ODs
I’ve just been sitting here thinking of crazy headlines that wouldnt shock me
“Elon musk stabbed someone over a Beanie baby dispute”
“Elon musks caught using a homeless man as a snow sled on a steep hill”
“Elon musks to reshoot the movie “home alone 2” with himself as the role of dove lady”
All those would sound like something he might do
I'm just waiting for "Elon Musk dies after following Grok's advice to mix household cleaning chemicals"
Um you see um the realty is that this is very simple, its pixels, you know glowing dots. So I think with a um high degree a very high degree um of of confidence that within the next 12 to 18 months we will have self gooning AI.
And that’s really the difference between X being a billion dollar company and being basically useless. But today, right now, self gooning AI is already safer and cheaper than human gooning.
The race for AI gooning is going to be who can make a model that goons the fastest using the least amount of resources.
It's as close as he can get to fucking kids now that the island is shut down.
Your telling me I'm qualified to be shadow president now?
He spends his time jerking off to AI generated anime porn.