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[โ€“] Nachtara@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Are you homework? Because I want to do you on my desk.

[โ€“] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Are you a homework? Because I wanna take you home, promise to do you for 2 hours, get tired in 2 minutes, and cry as my dad teaches me how to do it while yelling for 15 minutes before deciding I am hopeless.

[โ€“] porksnort@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 day ago

About what time should I come over?