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[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 5 points 6 days ago (2 children)

By the way, it isn't actually necessary for everything to be an object to make this work. The language just has to define 10.whatever() to be syntactic sugar for whatever(10). Some languages, like Python and Rust, have an explicit self parameter on their methods to help illustrate this.

But yeah, a bunch of languages decided to special-case their objects instead, for whatever reason.

this is very true but i gotta defend my object-oriented languages here (real object-oriented, not c++-style object-oriented). there's a lot of way cooler stuff you can do with ruby or groovy or smalltalk that you just can't do with rust, for example. objects aren't special cases, the entire system is supposed to be implementable in itself. obviously the machine code itself can't be objects but the good languages do their best to mask that.

[–] v_krishna@lemmy.ml 3 points 6 days ago (2 children)

That's not quite right, the language has defined Int#days and 10 is actually Int(10). 10.days calls the instance method days on an instance of an Int (it has been years since I've used ruby so not sure if the stdlib class is actually Int)

[–] TrippaSnippa@aussie.zone 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

days is a method on the Numeric class in Rails, and it creates an instance of ActiveSupport::Duration with self passed to the constructor (this is a bit of a simplification, because it actually calls the class method days on Duration which converts the number of days into seconds before creating the Duration instance).

[–] v_krishna@lemmy.ml 2 points 5 days ago

Oh god good ol ActiveSupport. I'm having flashbacks of so many ruby projects trying not to bring it in and basically reinventing it but poorly documented.

I still would say it was the language I've most enjoyed (professionally used most all higher level languages over 20+ years) but it might be nostalgia for a time early 2010s when rails was just freaking magic compared to the ways we used to build web apps.

[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Ah, I'm not talking about Ruby, I'm talking about language design in general.

I'm currently mostly doing Rust, so I can only really name that as an example (even though there's very likely other languages that allow this, too), but yeah, here's for example the 64-bit signed integer in Rust: https://doc.rust-lang.org/stable/std/primitive.i64.html

That is a primitive type, not an object, so it is exactly 64-bits in size and stored on the stack, not the heap. But as you can see in the documentation, Rust allows for associated functions anyways, like for example:

let my_number: i64 = -3;
my_number.abs()  //returns the absolute value, so 3

That's because that last call is just syntactic sugar for calling the same function statically on the type:

i64::abs(my_number)