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Abandon all hope of debugging this s*t (lemmy.ml)

submitted 1 week ago by gerald_eliasweb@reddthat.com to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] elvith@feddit.org 37 points 1 week ago

##############################
# ALL YE WHO ENTER HERE BE WARNED  
# THIS ISN'T MY FAULT, BUT $TOOL ONLY 
# ALLOWS THIS DIRTY WORKAROUND
#
# DO NOT CHANGE OR REFACTOR
# ANYTHING.
# 
# IF YOU NEED TO TOUCH THIS CODE
# INCREMENT THIS COUNTER AS A
# WARNING FOR THE NEXT POOR FUCK
# 
# TOTAL HOURS WASTED DEBUGGING
# 15
# TOTAL HOURS WASTED REFACTORING
# 8
# SUCCESSFUL CHANGES
# 0
##############################