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[–] bent@feddit.dk 56 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] whosepoopisonmybutt@sh.itjust.works 92 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Its never wise to put that many k's that close together.

[–] alezyn@feddit.org 40 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

In Germany we have the same thing with S’s, that’s why we invented ß

/s just in case

[–] StrixUralensis@tarte.nuage-libre.fr 14 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Pechente@feddit.org 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I propose that we change it to Fitneßßtudio just to be safe.

[–] alezyn@feddit.org 5 points 2 weeks ago

Next thing you know they’ll do 10 minutes on the “Marschband” for warm up and then 3 sets of “Armheben”.

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Three is okay, that’s just a snake.

[–] Meron35@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Komm su🅱️er todd

[–] SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 weeks ago

That's just how you write "clock" in Norwegian (klokke)

[–] gaybriel_fr_br@jlai.lu 2 points 2 weeks ago

Unless you're Brazilian.