This is not a drill. The woke mob has taken Cracker Barrel.
this post was submitted on 21 Aug 2025
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“I gave my life to Christ in the cracker barrel parking lot” is fucking god tier bro
Giving your life to Christ then: Living in a remote monastery in the mountains, asceticism, vows of abstinence, self flagellation, prayer, humility, studying the Bible, reflection, having a huge bald spot on purpose, abstaining from worldly affairs
Giving your life to Christ now: complaining on the internet, victim complex, using slurs, hating the gays, getting into politics, trying to become famous
I wish these dipshits would RETVRN to shutting the fuck up and leaving society.
Better yet, they should go Simeon Stylites mode and go live on top of a pillar, slowly wasting away.