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submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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This is not a drill. The woke mob has taken Cracker Barrel.

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[–] Chana@hexbear.net 56 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I think, "I gave my life to Christ in a Cracker Barrel parking lot" is very funny.

[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 22 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

panting

[–] NinaPasadena@hexbear.net 21 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It really does sound so thirsty when they say shit like that.

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 18 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

I've accepted Jesus inside me in a Dave & Buster's bathroom

[–] Chana@hexbear.net 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I have felt the power of the lord behind a Denny's

[–] grendahlgrendahlgen@hexbear.net 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I knelt before my Lord next to the salad bar at Fuddruckers

[–] NinaPasadena@hexbear.net 8 points 3 weeks ago

I first received the Lord's flesh at the golden corral buffet

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 11 points 3 weeks ago

I devoted my life to the study of the scripture, humility, abstinence and took a vow of poverty for 30 minutes in the parking lot of a Cracker Barrel

[–] invalidusernamelol@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago

They paved paradise so I could give my life to Christ in a Cracker Barrel Parking lot