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DHS Secretary Noem says entire southern border wall will be painted black to stop people from climbing it (www.cbsnews.com)

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[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

We all know that border crossings happen in broad daylight on the least cloudy days. I mean, come on, people SLEEP at night!

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 3 days ago

Crossing the border is a 9 to 5 day job, everyone knows that