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President Trump dialed into “Fox & Friends” on Tuesday morning and revealed his newest and truest motivation for brokering an end to the war in Ukraine: He’s worried he might not get into heaven after he dies.

“I want to try and get to heaven, if possible,” he explained. “I’m hearing I’m not doing well. I am really at the bottom of the totem pole. But if I can get to heaven, this will be one of the reasons.”

lmao?

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[–] Saeculum@hexbear.net 36 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My grandmother starts basically every conversation with "I'll be dead soon". She's perfectly healthy outside of being old and may well outlive me.

Grandmothers are universally the most morbid people possible