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President Trump dialed into “Fox & Friends” on Tuesday morning and revealed his newest and truest motivation for brokering an end to the war in Ukraine: He’s worried he might not get into heaven after he dies.

“I want to try and get to heaven, if possible,” he explained. “I’m hearing I’m not doing well. I am really at the bottom of the totem pole. But if I can get to heaven, this will be one of the reasons.”

lmao?

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[–] MohammedTheCommunistPalestinian@hexbear.net 56 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] huf@hexbear.net 61 points 1 week ago (3 children)

he just says the weirdest things. extremely sad that this is the funniest president the US has ever had.

[–] FedPosterman5000@hexbear.net 43 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Idk William Henry Harrison is up there for me with the whole “immediately dying” bit

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That was a great bit, more presidents should do it

[–] FedPosterman5000@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago

Yeah I’m a single-issue voter … catgirl-smug

[–] MohammedTheCommunistPalestinian@hexbear.net 42 points 1 week ago (1 children)

he is pretty funny

"Many Such Cases" is one of the best sayings

[–] jack@hexbear.net 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I didn't even know that was aTrumpism, I use it all the time

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They are saying it ,Everybody's Saying it

[–] nfreak@lemmy.ml 26 points 1 week ago

Absolutely senile and the biggest "yes man" of a puppet to ever sit in that office lmao

Not that that makes him any less of a war criminal as the last 40ish people in the role but w/e